Hullo people!! I am a Timelord living at 221b Baker Street in the nation of Panem. I am currently studying at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, but I spend my summers at Camp Half-Blood. I love reading, writing, singing (badly), and practising magic. On my free time, I like to time travel, solve crimes, play videogames and, occasionally, hunt demons. Also, an adventure is always welcome! Just knock on my hobbit hole and we can agree on something! My dream is to work at S.H.I.E.L.D when I grow up. Feel free to ask me anything!! DFTBA!! *Insert nerdfighter sign here* Welcome to Night Vale, and thank you for flying with MJN Air!! :D
Note: NOT SPOILER FREE!!
My Parallel Mind Palace
Flynn Rider has his priorities sorted.
Flynn Rider is the only sane person in Disney.
Found this while trolling around 4chan.
Dug a little deeper and found out that it is a college animation project called Deathigner from the National Taiwan University of Arts. Department of Multimedia and Animation Arts.
Fantastic animation, great story line, and don’t forget that amazing music and sound design.
Check out the animation here
gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous
♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my god…
REBLOG IF YOU WANT A DAD JOKE IN YOUR ASK
Summary of Romeo and Juliet
ill never be happy
a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH
imma dance with her
*dancin wit teh juliet*
AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE
OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU
yeah its me hey wanna get married
dont you think its too soon
HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW
AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS
rome and juli:
FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:
idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY
ok fine ur married
WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO
excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that
shut up mercutio *stab*
WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*
oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*
ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting
HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME
*runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*
no i have plan just go to mantua ok
FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF
NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together
*goes home and drinks potion*
hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people
*in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*
AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA
OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING
*breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*
oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead
but im sure she is
*yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ
IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME
*grabs sword and stabs herself*
oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough
*strokes montagues face* brother
saw-whet owls are very cute
Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to impart to this person before you could even begin to drag them out of their sinkhole of ignorance would cost thousands of dollars if it were coming from a university?
can we please talk about this little shocker and his face
I’m telling you, his daddy ain’t his real daddy. Benny done done the do.
PETITION FOR HIM TO PLAY ON THE SHOW AS YOUNG SHERLOCK
I SECOND THAT PETITION LET’S MAKE IT HAPPEN
The most frustrating thing about being on tumblr is that it made me conscious about everything thats wrong in the world concerning sexism, racism and misogyny and I’m not eloquent enough in real life to defend myself when someone confronts me.
What is love baby don’t hurt me…